2007-10-14
Original: 2007-10-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
A man and a woman sit across from each other at a table on a dinner date.
Woman (blonde, in a red top): "Worst thing I ever did? Wow, well... *giggle* Once, when I was little, I stole a package of honeybuns from a gas station! Ha! I never told anybody that! How about you?"
Man (dark hair, green shirt, back to the viewer): "Oh... nothing, nothing."
Caption below the comic: After the war, Hitler had a tough time with dates.
Votey:
A simple line-drawing of a face with a distinctive mustache and side-parted hair (suggesting Hitler), with a handwritten note pointing to it: "I really should shave"
Woman (blonde, in a red top): "Worst thing I ever did? Wow, well... *giggle* Once, when I was little, I stole a package of honeybuns from a gas station! Ha! I never told anybody that! How about you?"
Man (dark hair, green shirt, back to the viewer): "Oh... nothing, nothing."
Caption below the comic: After the war, Hitler had a tough time with dates.
Votey:
A simple line-drawing of a face with a distinctive mustache and side-parted hair (suggesting Hitler), with a handwritten note pointing to it: "I really should shave"
Alt text
A two-panel-style SMBC comic. In the scene, a blonde woman in a red top sits across a small table from a dark-haired man in a green shirt (seen from behind) on what looks like a dinner date. She says cheerfully, with a giggle, that the worst thing she ever did was steal a package of honeybuns from a gas station as a little kid, adding she never told anybody that, then asks how about him. He answers evasively, "Oh... nothing, nothing." A caption beneath reads: "After the war, Hitler had a tough time with dates" — revealing the awkward man is meant to be Hitler, who can't reveal his actual past. Votey: a rough line drawing of a face with a small toothbrush mustache and side-parted hair (evoking Hitler), with a handwritten note pointing at it saying "I really should shave."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.