2007-10-20
Original: 2007-10-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title caption (yellow banner): REQUIRING TRUTH IN ADVERTISING WAS A BAD IDEA
Panel 1:
A blond man in a suit, standing against a stylized blue background, points his finger toward the viewer in the style of a public-service announcement.
Man: "KIDS, CERTAIN DRUGS ARE NOT COOL."
Votey:
The same blond man, shown in close-up, continues speaking.
Man: "Meth is just cocaine for losers."
Panel 1:
A blond man in a suit, standing against a stylized blue background, points his finger toward the viewer in the style of a public-service announcement.
Man: "KIDS, CERTAIN DRUGS ARE NOT COOL."
Votey:
The same blond man, shown in close-up, continues speaking.
Man: "Meth is just cocaine for losers."
Alt text
A parody public-service announcement under the yellow caption "Requiring truth in advertising was a bad idea." A blond man in a suit stands against a stylized blue backdrop, pointing at the viewer like a classic anti-drug spokesman, and says, "Kids, certain drugs are not cool." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the same man finishes the thought, revealing the blunt "truthful" message: "Meth is just cocaine for losers."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.