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2007-10-16

Original: 2007-10-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man in a peaked cap leans out the window of a truck (styled like an ice cream truck, with cheerful music notes floating from a loudspeaker on top). A group of children stands beside the truck looking up at him.
Man in truck: HEY, KIDS! ANYONE FEELING DOWN IN THE DUMPS?!

Caption (below panel): Every morning at 9 o'clock, the suicide man came to our neighborhood.

Votey:
Close-up of an older bearded man's face (rough sketch style), looking startled.
Bearded man: Holy crap.

Alt text

A cartoon man in a peaked cap leans out the window of a cheerful ice-cream-style truck, with music notes drifting from a loudspeaker on its roof. Several children stand below looking up. He calls out, "HEY, KIDS! ANYONE FEELING DOWN IN THE DUMPS?!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Every morning at 9 o'clock, the suicide man came to our neighborhood." Votey: A loose sketch of an older bearded man's face, looking startled, saying, "Holy crap."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.