2007-10-19
Original: 2007-10-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: MARRIAGE TACTICS
DESTROY YOUR SPOUSE WITH UNFAIR ROMANTIC QUESTIONS
Panel 1:
Woman (brown-haired, in black, gesturing to herself): "Would you find me more attractive if I were more attractive?"
A man with brown hair stands facing her, his back to the viewer.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking pained and at a loss.
Thought/word above him: "Shallow."
DESTROY YOUR SPOUSE WITH UNFAIR ROMANTIC QUESTIONS
Panel 1:
Woman (brown-haired, in black, gesturing to herself): "Would you find me more attractive if I were more attractive?"
A man with brown hair stands facing her, his back to the viewer.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking pained and at a loss.
Thought/word above him: "Shallow."
Alt text
A two-panel comic titled in a banner: "MARRIAGE TACTICS — DESTROY YOUR SPOUSE WITH UNFAIR ROMANTIC QUESTIONS." In the main panel, a brown-haired woman in a black top gestures toward herself and asks a brown-haired man, whose back is to us: "Would you find me more attractive if I were more attractive?" The question is a no-win trap. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white close-up of the man's face looking stricken and overwhelmed, with the word "Shallow." written above him — the only answer he can come up with, which would obviously be the wrong thing to say.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.