2007-09-14
Original: 2007-09-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with brown hair, seen from behind, confronts a man with orange/ginger hair wearing a blue polo shirt who is standing with his arms spread wide.
Man with brown hair: YOU SHOT MY DOG!
Man with orange hair (arms spread, defensive): YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT! IT'S ONLY A THEORY.
Caption (below panel): My revenge on the creationists may have gone too far.
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired man's face, now drawn in a rough sketch style, looking smug/angry with a furrowed brow.
Man with orange hair: It's ethical because I'm right!
A man with brown hair, seen from behind, confronts a man with orange/ginger hair wearing a blue polo shirt who is standing with his arms spread wide.
Man with brown hair: YOU SHOT MY DOG!
Man with orange hair (arms spread, defensive): YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT! IT'S ONLY A THEORY.
Caption (below panel): My revenge on the creationists may have gone too far.
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired man's face, now drawn in a rough sketch style, looking smug/angry with a furrowed brow.
Man with orange hair: It's ethical because I'm right!
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic. A brown-haired man, seen from behind, angrily confronts an orange-haired man in a blue polo shirt who stands with his arms spread wide in a shrugging, defensive gesture. The brown-haired man shouts, 'YOU SHOT MY DOG!' The orange-haired man replies, 'YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT! IT'S ONLY A THEORY.' A caption below reads: 'My revenge on the creationists may have gone too far.' The joke turns the creationist dismissal of evolution ('it's only a theory') back on a creationist as a way to dodge an accusation. Votey (aftercomic): a rough black-and-white sketch close-up of the orange-haired man's smug, furrowed-brow face as he adds, 'It's ethical because I'm right!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.