2007-09-16
Original: 2007-09-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair in a yellow shirt stands on the ground, glancing at his wristwatch. Above and behind him, a person with white/gray hair peers over the edge of a tall purple container or pedestal, from which a rainbow arcs across the sky.
Person in the purple container: "THE AFTERLIFE! OH, IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I — OW! THAT'S SO WEIRD. I'VE STUBBED MY TOE EVERY 42 SECONDS SINCE I GOT HERE."
Caption (below panel): "It takes about six hours to realize that you're in Hell."
Votey:
A close-up of the same person (long hair, mouth open), now looking distressed.
Person: "OHHHH! I'M IN HELL!"
A man with red hair in a yellow shirt stands on the ground, glancing at his wristwatch. Above and behind him, a person with white/gray hair peers over the edge of a tall purple container or pedestal, from which a rainbow arcs across the sky.
Person in the purple container: "THE AFTERLIFE! OH, IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I — OW! THAT'S SO WEIRD. I'VE STUBBED MY TOE EVERY 42 SECONDS SINCE I GOT HERE."
Caption (below panel): "It takes about six hours to realize that you're in Hell."
Votey:
A close-up of the same person (long hair, mouth open), now looking distressed.
Person: "OHHHH! I'M IN HELL!"
Alt text
A man with red hair and a yellow shirt stands on the ground checking his wristwatch. Behind him, a white-haired person peeks over the rim of a tall purple pedestal with a rainbow streaming out of it, gushing about the afterlife: 'THE AFTERLIFE! OH, IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I — OW!' They add that it's weird, they've stubbed their toe every 42 seconds since arriving. The caption reads: 'It takes about six hours to realize that you're in Hell.' Votey: a close-up of the same person, mouth open in dismay, exclaiming 'OHHHH! I'M IN HELL!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.