2007-10-12
Original: 2007-10-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner (with two theater comedy/tragedy masks): BAD COMBINATION: PICK-UP LINE + HONESTY
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair, in a blue jacket and tan shirt, leans toward a blonde person seen from behind.
Man: IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, WOULD YOU PLEASE DATE ME BECAUSE I'M SO LONELY AND DESPERATE?
Votey:
A roughly sketched close-up of a wide-eyed, open-mouthed face looking shocked.
Voice (in a speech bubble): Baby.
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair, in a blue jacket and tan shirt, leans toward a blonde person seen from behind.
Man: IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, WOULD YOU PLEASE DATE ME BECAUSE I'M SO LONELY AND DESPERATE?
Votey:
A roughly sketched close-up of a wide-eyed, open-mouthed face looking shocked.
Voice (in a speech bubble): Baby.
Alt text
An SMBC comic titled "BAD COMBINATION: PICK-UP LINE + HONESTY" with two theater masks flanking the title. In the single panel, a brown-haired man in a blue jacket leans toward a blonde person (seen from behind) and says: "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you please date me because I'm so lonely and desperate?" The classic cheesy line is mashed up with brutal honesty about his loneliness. Votey (aftercomic): a crude sketch of a shocked, wide-eyed, open-mouthed face, with a speech bubble adding a flat, deadpan "Baby."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.