2007-07-04
Original: 2007-07-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man in a suit and a balding gray-haired man in a tuxedo present a small medal to a smiling bald man wearing glasses and a blue sweater, who holds it up to admire it.
Presenter (blond man): FOR YOUR WORK ON THE ANATOMICAL BASIS OF TRUE LOVE, WE AWARD YOU THIS NOBEL PRIZE.
Recipient (bald man with glasses): YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME PERSONALLY.
Caption below panel: Man, that Nobel scored me a lot of threesomes.
Votey:
The bald man with curly hair (the Nobel recipient) leans in toward a smiling woman.
Man: WHOOPS! DROPPED MY NOBEL. COULD YOU BEND OVER AND PICK IT UP?
A blond man in a suit and a balding gray-haired man in a tuxedo present a small medal to a smiling bald man wearing glasses and a blue sweater, who holds it up to admire it.
Presenter (blond man): FOR YOUR WORK ON THE ANATOMICAL BASIS OF TRUE LOVE, WE AWARD YOU THIS NOBEL PRIZE.
Recipient (bald man with glasses): YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME PERSONALLY.
Caption below panel: Man, that Nobel scored me a lot of threesomes.
Votey:
The bald man with curly hair (the Nobel recipient) leans in toward a smiling woman.
Man: WHOOPS! DROPPED MY NOBEL. COULD YOU BEND OVER AND PICK IT UP?
Alt text
A black-and-white-bordered color comic. In the single main panel, two men in formal wear present a small gold medal to a smiling bald man in glasses and a blue sweater. The blond presenter says, "For your work on the anatomical basis of true love, we award you this Nobel Prize." The recipient replies, "You have no idea how much this means to me personally," gazing fondly at the medal. A caption beneath the panel reveals his real motive: "Man, that Nobel scored me a lot of threesomes." Votey (a small black-and-white aftercomic): the bald recipient leans toward a smiling woman and says, "Whoops! Dropped my Nobel. Could you bend over and pick it up?" — using the prestigious award as a transparent pickup line.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.