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2007-07-07

Original: 2007-07-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title banner: WHO SAYS SCIENCE ISN'T ROMANTIC?

Man: Darling, I will never stop loving you.
Woman: But how can you be sure?!
Man: Tumor of the caudate nucleus.

Votey:
A passerby (off to the side): Why is he talking to that pole?

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Main comic, single panel under a yellow banner reading "WHO SAYS SCIENCE ISN'T ROMANTIC?" A close-up of a couple embracing: a man (back of his head to us) tenderly gazes at a blonde woman. He says, "Darling, I will never stop loving you." She replies, "But how can you be sure?!" He answers, "Tumor of the caudate nucleus" — citing a brain lesion as the guarantee of his undying love. Votey (a small black-and-white aftercomic): a crude sketch of the same man, now alone, leaning toward and gazing lovingly at a thin pole/post; a passerby in the background asks, "Why is he talking to that pole?" — revealing the brain damage has him romancing an inanimate object.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.