2007-07-06
Original: 2007-07-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A muscular superhero in a blue suit with a red cape and a large "S" emblem on his chest stands at a podium, giving a speech.
Superhero: "Oh, and also, I hear Clark Kent is an amazing lover. Daily Planet. Clark Kent. Check it out."
Caption (below panel): Superman's speeches all end the same way.
Votey:
A roughly drawn figure stands at a podium, pointing, with an angry expression.
Figure: "Bruce Wayne - totally gay"
A muscular superhero in a blue suit with a red cape and a large "S" emblem on his chest stands at a podium, giving a speech.
Superhero: "Oh, and also, I hear Clark Kent is an amazing lover. Daily Planet. Clark Kent. Check it out."
Caption (below panel): Superman's speeches all end the same way.
Votey:
A roughly drawn figure stands at a podium, pointing, with an angry expression.
Figure: "Bruce Wayne - totally gay"
Alt text
A Superman-style superhero in a blue suit, red cape, and a chest "S" emblem stands at a podium delivering a speech. His speech bubble reads: "Oh, and also, I hear Clark Kent is an amazing lover. Daily Planet. Clark Kent. Check it out." The caption below reads: "Superman's speeches all end the same way." The joke: Superman keeps shamelessly plugging his own civilian alter ego, Clark Kent. Votey (a crude black-and-white aftercomic): a scribbly figure at a podium points and declares, "Bruce Wayne - totally gay," implying Batman uses the same self-serving tactic to take a dig at his rival's civilian identity.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.