2007-07-01
Original: 2007-07-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A doctor (a woman with a head mirror, wearing blue scrubs, holding papers) speaks to a patient seen from behind. The patient holds a sheet labeled "TEST RESULTS."
Doctor: "I KNOW RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD, BUT ACTUALLY, THE REST OF US WILL GO ON LIVING WELL BEYOND THE NEXT TWO WEEKS."
Caption (below panel): Dr. Pradesh then told me all about her summer vacation plans.
Votey:
A close-up of a smiling woman's face with a speech bubble.
Woman: "Mostly just gonna chill."
A doctor (a woman with a head mirror, wearing blue scrubs, holding papers) speaks to a patient seen from behind. The patient holds a sheet labeled "TEST RESULTS."
Doctor: "I KNOW RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD, BUT ACTUALLY, THE REST OF US WILL GO ON LIVING WELL BEYOND THE NEXT TWO WEEKS."
Caption (below panel): Dr. Pradesh then told me all about her summer vacation plans.
Votey:
A close-up of a smiling woman's face with a speech bubble.
Woman: "Mostly just gonna chill."
Alt text
A doctor with a head mirror, in blue scrubs and holding papers, addresses a patient shown from behind who is holding a sheet labeled "TEST RESULTS." She says: "I know right now it seems like the end of the world, but actually, the rest of us will go on living well beyond the next two weeks." The caption reads: "Dr. Pradesh then told me all about her summer vacation plans." The joke: the doctor isn't reassuring the patient about their own survival, she's casually pivoting to her own life going on without them. Votey: a close-up of a smiling woman saying, "Mostly just gonna chill."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.