2007-07-08
Original: 2007-07-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Setting: outdoors at night by a river/stream, pine trees and a full moon in the background. A bearded man (seen from behind/side) speaks to a red-haired woman in a pink-and-purple dress who holds a red rose.
Man: You, m'lady are alike that spring rose.
Woman: How so?
Man: Unf**kable. (the middle of the word is obscured/censored)
Caption (below the comic): Shakespeare hates explaining his metaphors.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of the bearded man pointing, continuing his line.
Man: And a bitch.
Setting: outdoors at night by a river/stream, pine trees and a full moon in the background. A bearded man (seen from behind/side) speaks to a red-haired woman in a pink-and-purple dress who holds a red rose.
Man: You, m'lady are alike that spring rose.
Woman: How so?
Man: Unf**kable. (the middle of the word is obscured/censored)
Caption (below the comic): Shakespeare hates explaining his metaphors.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of the bearded man pointing, continuing his line.
Man: And a bitch.
Alt text
A single-panel comic set outdoors at night beside a river, with pine trees and a full moon. A bearded man (Shakespeare, per the caption) faces a red-haired woman in a pink and purple dress holding a red rose. He declares, "You, m'lady are alike that spring rose." She asks, "How so?" He replies, "Unf**kable." The bottom caption reads: "Shakespeare hates explaining his metaphors." In the votey aftercomic, a rough black-and-white sketch of the same bearded man points and adds, "And a bitch."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.