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2007-06-30

Original: 2007-06-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Title banner: PARENTING TIPS
Subtitle: PUNISH MISBEHAVIOR • REWARD OBEDIENCE

Panel 1 (single panel):
Boy (with brown hair): Dad! Susie killed my hamster.
Girl (with red hair, named Susie): Done!
Father: Susie, I want you to feel shame.
Father: Here's $50 my little angel.
(The father is shown handing money to the children.)

Votey:
Child: Can I have $50?
Father: Why? You didn't do anything wrong.

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A comic titled 'PARENTING TIPS' with the subtitle 'PUNISH MISBEHAVIOR • REWARD OBEDIENCE.' A brown-haired boy and a red-haired girl stand together facing their father. The boy says, 'Dad! Susie killed my hamster.' The girl (Susie) says, 'Done!' The father replies, 'Susie, I want you to feel shame,' then immediately holds out money saying, 'Here's $50 my little angel' — rewarding the misbehaving child instead of punishing her. Votey aftercomic: a child asks the father, 'Can I have $50?' and the father answers, 'Why? You didn't do anything wrong,' implying only bad behavior gets rewarded.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.