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2007-07-11

Original: 2007-07-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A masked man strikes a dramatic, swashbuckling pose. He wears a wide-brimmed hat, a cape, a domino mask and mustache, a red sash, and a light-blue shirt emblazoned with a large female/Venus symbol on the chest. Lightning bolts flank him.
Masked man: THEY CALL ME... FALLOPIO.

A woman with brown hair is seen from behind, watching him.

Caption (below panel): This is why I prefer female gynecologists.

Votey:
A man (Steve) holds out a form toward another man wearing the same wide-brimmed hat as the masked figure.
Steve: HEY STEVE COULD YOU FILL OUT THIS-
Hatted man (interrupting): IT'S FALLOPIO! FALLOPIO!

Alt text

Main comic, single panel: A masked man strikes a dramatic swashbuckling pose with lightning bolts crackling around him. He wears a wide-brimmed hat, a flowing cape, a domino mask and mustache, a red sash, and a light-blue shirt with a large female (Venus) symbol on the chest. He declares, 'THEY CALL ME... FALLOPIO.' A brown-haired woman watches him from behind. The caption beneath reads: 'This is why I prefer female gynecologists.' The joke: a flamboyant caped gynecologist superhero whose name riffs on the Fallopian tubes, played as a reason to avoid male gynecologists. Votey (a small follow-up panel, sketchier line art): A man holds out a form and says, 'HEY STEVE COULD YOU FILL OUT THIS-' but a man in the same wide-brimmed hat cuts him off, insisting, 'IT'S FALLOPIO! FALLOPIO!' -- the superhero persona has taken over his everyday identity.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.