2007-05-16
Original: 2007-05-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: CONFESSION STRATEGIES: EXPLAIN YOURSELF WITH METAPHOR!
Panel 1:
A woman with orange-red hair (seen from behind) speaks to a man across a table.
Woman: "Steve, you and I... we're like apples and oranges. I'm the oranges, and the oranges are doing your brother."
Votey:
A close-up of the woman's face, looking up.
Woman: "Your brother is a huge banana."
Panel 1:
A woman with orange-red hair (seen from behind) speaks to a man across a table.
Woman: "Steve, you and I... we're like apples and oranges. I'm the oranges, and the oranges are doing your brother."
Votey:
A close-up of the woman's face, looking up.
Woman: "Your brother is a huge banana."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. A yellow title banner reads "CONFESSION STRATEGIES: EXPLAIN YOURSELF WITH METAPHOR!" In the main panel, a red-haired woman seen from behind sits across a table from a man named Steve. She tells him: "Steve, you and I... we're like apples and oranges. I'm the oranges, and the oranges are doing your brother." The joke: she's using a comparison metaphor to confess infidelity. In the votey (a black-and-white sketch close-up of the woman's face), she adds, "Your brother is a huge banana" - extending the fruit metaphor to a crude punchline.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.