2007-05-12
Original: 2007-05-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman in a green top stands in a doorway, alarmed, looking at a red-haired woman who is holding a knife over a man slumped at a desk.
Blonde woman: OH MY GOD, MINNIE! YOU KILLED HIM!
Red-haired woman (Minnie): NOT TO WORRY! I HAVE THE PERFECT ALIBI!
Panel 2:
A courtroom. Minnie (red hair) is in the witness box / dock with a lawyer; a judge sits in the background.
Lawyer: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 27th?!
Panel 3:
Minnie, smiling and gesturing, replies.
Minnie: SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Votey:
A man stands behind a red-haired woman (Minnie), pointing accusingly at her; she winces.
Man: WAS NOT!
Minnie: CRAP!
A blonde woman in a green top stands in a doorway, alarmed, looking at a red-haired woman who is holding a knife over a man slumped at a desk.
Blonde woman: OH MY GOD, MINNIE! YOU KILLED HIM!
Red-haired woman (Minnie): NOT TO WORRY! I HAVE THE PERFECT ALIBI!
Panel 2:
A courtroom. Minnie (red hair) is in the witness box / dock with a lawyer; a judge sits in the background.
Lawyer: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 27th?!
Panel 3:
Minnie, smiling and gesturing, replies.
Minnie: SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Votey:
A man stands behind a red-haired woman (Minnie), pointing accusingly at her; she winces.
Man: WAS NOT!
Minnie: CRAP!
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic spoofing a murder alibi. Panel 1: A blonde woman in a green top freezes in a doorway, exclaiming 'Oh my God, Minnie! You killed him!' as a red-haired woman in a pink top stands over a man slumped at a desk, holding a knife. Minnie calmly replies, 'Not to worry! I have the perfect alibi!' Panel 2: In a courtroom with a judge in the background, a lawyer asks Minnie, 'Where were you on the night of the 27th?!' Panel 3: A smiling, gesturing Minnie answers, 'Somewhere else!' — her absurdly vague 'perfect alibi.' Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A man stands behind Minnie, pointing at her and accusing, 'Was not!' Minnie winces and says, 'Crap!' — her flimsy alibi instantly debunked.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.