2007-05-14
Original: 2007-05-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A blond man in a blue polo shirt stands gesturing toward another man (seen from behind, with brown hair, in a purple shirt).
Blond man: I BELIEVE THE EARTH WAS CREATED WHEN TWO ANGRY TURTLES DID BATTLE WITH SPACE-GOD.
Brown-haired man: THAT'S STUPID.
Blond man: IT'S MY RELIGION. AND I RESPECT IT.
Votey:
A hand-drawn sketch of the brown-haired man's face seen from the front, looking thoughtful/impressed.
Thought text above his head: It's so profound
A blond man in a blue polo shirt stands gesturing toward another man (seen from behind, with brown hair, in a purple shirt).
Blond man: I BELIEVE THE EARTH WAS CREATED WHEN TWO ANGRY TURTLES DID BATTLE WITH SPACE-GOD.
Brown-haired man: THAT'S STUPID.
Blond man: IT'S MY RELIGION. AND I RESPECT IT.
Votey:
A hand-drawn sketch of the brown-haired man's face seen from the front, looking thoughtful/impressed.
Thought text above his head: It's so profound
Alt text
A blond man in a blue polo shirt gestures while explaining his beliefs to a brown-haired man in a purple shirt (shown from behind). Blond man: "I believe the Earth was created when two angry turtles did battle with Space-God." Brown-haired man: "That's stupid." Blond man: "It's my religion. And I respect it." The joke turns the usual "respect my religion" demand inward: he respects his own beliefs rather than asking others to. Votey: a loose sketch of the brown-haired man's face looking impressed, with the thought "It's so profound" floating above him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.