2007-05-15
Original: 2007-05-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bald, mustached teacher stands at the front of a classroom, leaning forward angrily and holding up a worksheet marked with a big red "F". Two young students (a blond child and a child with dark hair) are seen from behind, facing him.
Teacher: YOU ALL FAIL! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO LIFE THAN BUNNIES AND DUCKIES?!
Panel 2 (a worksheet):
Heading: WHAT'S MISSING?
The page shows a dashed-outline drawing of a bunny shape (the "connect-the-dots"/missing image).
The printed answer "bunnie" is crossed out.
Written in red below, in the teacher's hand: "A wife who loves me."
Votey:
A hand-drawn box with text scrawled in red: "Children who aren't ugly"
A bald, mustached teacher stands at the front of a classroom, leaning forward angrily and holding up a worksheet marked with a big red "F". Two young students (a blond child and a child with dark hair) are seen from behind, facing him.
Teacher: YOU ALL FAIL! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO LIFE THAN BUNNIES AND DUCKIES?!
Panel 2 (a worksheet):
Heading: WHAT'S MISSING?
The page shows a dashed-outline drawing of a bunny shape (the "connect-the-dots"/missing image).
The printed answer "bunnie" is crossed out.
Written in red below, in the teacher's hand: "A wife who loves me."
Votey:
A hand-drawn box with text scrawled in red: "Children who aren't ugly"
Alt text
A two-part comic. Top: a bald, mustached teacher leans forward angrily at the front of a classroom, holding up a worksheet stamped with a big red 'F'. Two students are seen from behind. He shouts, 'YOU ALL FAIL! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO LIFE THAN BUNNIES AND DUCKIES?!' Bottom: a close-up of a 'WHAT'S MISSING?' worksheet showing a dashed bunny outline. The printed answer 'bunnie' is crossed out and replaced in red handwriting with 'A wife who loves me.' — revealing the teacher is projecting his own personal misery onto a children's worksheet. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box with scrawled red text reading 'Children who aren't ugly,' continuing the joke of the teacher's bitter, inappropriate answers.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.