2007-05-20
Original: 2007-05-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young blonde person in a green shirt sits slumped, looking annoyed.
Young blonde person: I have to do everything around here.
A woman with reddish hair lounging in a brown armchair leans toward them.
Woman in armchair: Hey, did you know SOMEONE gave BIRTH to you? Yeah. I think I deserve some credit for that. In fact, I'm gonna take ALL THE CREDIT.
Caption (below panel): Sometimes I hate my stepmom.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's smiling face.
Woman: In fact, I give me a trophy!
A young blonde person in a green shirt sits slumped, looking annoyed.
Young blonde person: I have to do everything around here.
A woman with reddish hair lounging in a brown armchair leans toward them.
Woman in armchair: Hey, did you know SOMEONE gave BIRTH to you? Yeah. I think I deserve some credit for that. In fact, I'm gonna take ALL THE CREDIT.
Caption (below panel): Sometimes I hate my stepmom.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman's smiling face.
Woman: In fact, I give me a trophy!
Alt text
A two-panel-feeling comic. A glum young blonde person in a green shirt slumps and complains, "I have to do everything around here." A reddish-haired woman lounging in a brown armchair leans in and says, "Hey, did you know SOMEONE gave BIRTH to you? Yeah. I think I deserve some credit for that. In fact, I'm gonna take ALL THE CREDIT." A caption underneath reads, "Sometimes I hate my stepmom" — the joke being that taking credit for giving birth to the kid makes no sense coming from a stepmom. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn close-up of the grinning woman's face as she adds, "In fact, I give me a trophy!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.