2007-05-17
Original: 2007-05-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Master Cheung (an elderly bearded man in orange monk robes, sitting cross-legged on a rock): To achieve enlightenment, you must forget the past and focus solely on the present.
Student (a bald-headed figure seen from behind): ...Yes, Master.
Caption (below panel): Once again, Master Cheung got out of his gambling debts.
Votey:
Master Cheung (close-up of his bearded face): I do, however, apologize for the dick pics.
Master Cheung (an elderly bearded man in orange monk robes, sitting cross-legged on a rock): To achieve enlightenment, you must forget the past and focus solely on the present.
Student (a bald-headed figure seen from behind): ...Yes, Master.
Caption (below panel): Once again, Master Cheung got out of his gambling debts.
Votey:
Master Cheung (close-up of his bearded face): I do, however, apologize for the dick pics.
Alt text
A bearded old man in orange monk robes, identified by the caption as Master Cheung, sits cross-legged in meditation on a rock. He tells a bald student facing away from us, 'To achieve enlightenment, you must forget the past and focus solely on the present.' The student replies, '...Yes, Master.' The caption reads: 'Once again, Master Cheung got out of his gambling debts' — revealing that the spiritual advice is really a self-serving trick to make people forget what he owes them. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of Master Cheung's face as he adds, 'I do, however, apologize for the dick pics.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.