2007-05-21
Original: 2007-05-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair, wearing an orange shirt and blue jeans, stands behind a man and aggressively flings food at him.
Woman: "YEAH! EGGS FOR YOU! YOU LIKE THAT?! YEAH!"
Woman: "HOW 'BOUT SOME MILK?!"
She hurls an egg with one hand and squirts milk from a bottle with the other. The man, named Ted, sits in front of her with a slice of bread stuck to his head and food splattered across his face, looking distressed and overwhelmed.
Caption: "Turns out that wasn't Ted's list of fetishes."
Votey:
A hand-drawn list on a sheet of paper.
Fetishes:
- Bread
- Butter
- Yogurt
A woman with red hair, wearing an orange shirt and blue jeans, stands behind a man and aggressively flings food at him.
Woman: "YEAH! EGGS FOR YOU! YOU LIKE THAT?! YEAH!"
Woman: "HOW 'BOUT SOME MILK?!"
She hurls an egg with one hand and squirts milk from a bottle with the other. The man, named Ted, sits in front of her with a slice of bread stuck to his head and food splattered across his face, looking distressed and overwhelmed.
Caption: "Turns out that wasn't Ted's list of fetishes."
Votey:
A hand-drawn list on a sheet of paper.
Fetishes:
- Bread
- Butter
- Yogurt
Alt text
A red-haired woman in an orange shirt furiously pelts a seated man with food, throwing an egg with one hand and squirting milk from a bottle with the other. She shouts, "YEAH! EGGS FOR YOU! YOU LIKE THAT?! YEAH!" and "HOW 'BOUT SOME MILK?!" The man sits there looking miserable and overwhelmed, with a slice of bread stuck to his head and food splattered on his face. Caption: "Turns out that wasn't Ted's list of fetishes." The votey (aftercomic) shows a hand-drawn note titled "Fetishes:" listing "- Bread, - Butter, - Yogurt" — revealing the woman wildly misread Ted's actual, much milder list.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.