2007-04-12
Original: 2007-04-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A masked, armored villain (green hooded cloak, metal face mask) stands looking out into a starry sky.
Panel 2: A wide shot of a desolate, cratered, brown planetary surface under a black starry sky. A small caped figure stands alone on the surface.
Caped figure: AH CRAP.
Panel 3 (captioned "EARLIER..."): The caped hero (blue suit, red cape, red chest emblem with a stylized "S") watches a video screen. On the screen, the masked villain in green appears.
Villain (on screen): PLUTO IS MINE, SUPERJERK! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Caped hero: OH... OKAY!
Votey:
Text scrawled in the black sky above a white mountainous surface: IT'S NOT EVEN A PLANET!
Panel 2: A wide shot of a desolate, cratered, brown planetary surface under a black starry sky. A small caped figure stands alone on the surface.
Caped figure: AH CRAP.
Panel 3 (captioned "EARLIER..."): The caped hero (blue suit, red cape, red chest emblem with a stylized "S") watches a video screen. On the screen, the masked villain in green appears.
Villain (on screen): PLUTO IS MINE, SUPERJERK! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Caped hero: OH... OKAY!
Votey:
Text scrawled in the black sky above a white mountainous surface: IT'S NOT EVEN A PLANET!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a masked, green-hooded armored villain stares out at a starry sky. Panel 2: a wide view of a barren, cratered brown world under black space, with a tiny caped hero standing alone on it, saying "Ah crap." Panel 3, labeled "Earlier...": the caped hero (blue suit, red cape, red "S" emblem, evoking Superman) watches a video screen where the green villain (evoking Doctor Doom) declares "Pluto is mine, superjerk! Hahahahaha!" The hero shrugs and replies "Oh... okay!" The joke: the hero conceded the worthless dwarf planet Pluto without a fight, then regrets standing on it. Votey aftercomic: a white, mountainous, snowy surface under a black sky with handwritten text reading "It's not even a planet!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.