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2007-04-09

Original: 2007-04-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

Panel 1: A young boy with red, flame-like hair wearing a green shirt points and shouts at a couple (a woman with long brown hair and a man) who face him.
Boy: EWWW!

Caption beneath the panel: Never hire a sex therapist under the age of twelve.

Votey:

Header bar: MOMENTS EARLIER...
The same couple, smiling, address the red-haired boy (seen from behind).
Woman: We love each other.

Alt text

A young red-haired boy in a green shirt points and yells "EWWW!" at a brown-haired woman and a man standing as a couple. Caption: "Never hire a sex therapist under the age of twelve." Votey, labeled "MOMENTS EARLIER...": the same smiling couple tell the boy, "We love each other" -- the innocent statement that provoked his disgusted outburst, the joke being that a pre-teen makes a terrible sex therapist.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.