2007-04-10
Original: 2007-04-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blonde woman (gripping a brown-haired man by the shoulder): WOULD YOU LOVE ME MORE IF I WEREN'T STABBING YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Brown-haired man: Y-YES...
Blonde woman: DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME!
Caption (below panel): The first date went about as well as I'd expected.
Votey:
Close-up of the brown-haired man's face, smiling with a small trickle of blood at the corner of his mouth.
Man: kiss goodnight?
Blonde woman (gripping a brown-haired man by the shoulder): WOULD YOU LOVE ME MORE IF I WEREN'T STABBING YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Brown-haired man: Y-YES...
Blonde woman: DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME!
Caption (below panel): The first date went about as well as I'd expected.
Votey:
Close-up of the brown-haired man's face, smiling with a small trickle of blood at the corner of his mouth.
Man: kiss goodnight?
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel shows a blonde woman in a pink shirt gripping the shoulder of a brown-haired man in a blue shirt, leaning into him. She shouts, 'WOULD YOU LOVE ME MORE IF I WEREN'T STABBING YOU RIGHT NOW?!' He replies weakly, 'Y-YES...' and she snaps back, 'DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME!' A caption below reads: 'The first date went about as well as I'd expected.' Votey (aftercomic): A loose black-ink sketch of the man's smiling face with a small trickle of red blood at the corner of his mouth, asking hopefully, 'kiss goodnight?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.