2007-04-08
Original: 2007-04-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman holds a garden hose nozzle and blasts a high-pressure jet of water at a small child with flame-red hair, who is pinned against the wall and drenched.
Woman: "LIARS ARE UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!"
Caption (below panel): I don't believe in spanking.
Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman's smiling face, with a speech bubble.
Woman: "That's all the water you get today"
A blonde woman holds a garden hose nozzle and blasts a high-pressure jet of water at a small child with flame-red hair, who is pinned against the wall and drenched.
Woman: "LIARS ARE UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!"
Caption (below panel): I don't believe in spanking.
Votey:
Close-up of the blonde woman's smiling face, with a speech bubble.
Woman: "That's all the water you get today"
Alt text
A blonde woman aims a garden-hose nozzle at a small red-haired child, blasting him with a powerful jet of water that pins him, soaked, against the wall. She shouts, "LIARS ARE UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!" A caption beneath reads, "I don't believe in spanking" — the joke being she punishes by hosing the kid down instead. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the woman's smiling face delivers the follow-up line: "That's all the water you get today."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.