2007-04-14
Original: 2007-04-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A green-clad criminal (green fedora, yellow bandana mask, green coat) confronts a blond superhero whose chest bears a "WP" emblem.
Criminal: "PILLOW MAN? HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME WITH A - AAAH!!!"
Caption (below panel): "Criminals beware! Pillow Man also has a gun."
Votey:
A close-up of a stern man's face (the superhero, Pillow Man).
Text (handwritten, beside him): "It's not murder if I think you're guilty"
A green-clad criminal (green fedora, yellow bandana mask, green coat) confronts a blond superhero whose chest bears a "WP" emblem.
Criminal: "PILLOW MAN? HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME WITH A - AAAH!!!"
Caption (below panel): "Criminals beware! Pillow Man also has a gun."
Votey:
A close-up of a stern man's face (the superhero, Pillow Man).
Text (handwritten, beside him): "It's not murder if I think you're guilty"
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: A masked criminal in a green fedora and yellow bandana confronts a smiling blond superhero whose costume has a "WP" emblem on the chest. The criminal sneers, "Pillow Man? How are you gonna stop me with a - AAAH!!!" trailing off into a scream. A caption beneath reads: "Criminals beware! Pillow Man also has a gun." The joke: a hero named after pillows is actually armed and lethal. Votey (aftercomic): A sketchy close-up of a stern man's face (Pillow Man) with handwritten text reading, "It's not murder if I think you're guilty"—revealing his casual disregard for due process.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.