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2007-04-11

Original: 2007-04-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman with orange hair (an etiquette teacher): "AND EVERY TIME YOU BREAK ONE OF THE RULES? *BWORGH!* BELCH IN THE FACE!"
(She is leaning across a table toward two seated children, having just belched in one child's face.)

Caption below the panel: I hate etiquette class.

Votey:
A close-up of an unhappy, frowning face. Handwritten speech above: "Use the salad fork, you shit."

Alt text

Main comic: A single panel shows an orange-haired etiquette teacher leaning across a table toward two seated children. She declares, "And every time you break one of the rules? *BWORGH!* Belch in the face!" — having just belched directly into one child's face. A caption beneath reads, "I hate etiquette class."

Votey: A roughly drawn close-up of a glum, frowning face with a handwritten speech bubble saying, "Use the salad fork, you shit."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.