2007-01-15
Original: 2007-01-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: "GETTING ORGANIZED" ~EPISODE 1~ SAVE TIME BY PLANNING AHEAD
Panel 1:
A young man with orange hair and a green shirt (standing at a counter, another man behind him): "Hi, I'd like to register to be a sex offender."
The man behind the counter (seen from behind, brown hair) listens.
Votey:
The man behind the counter: "Which kind?"
The orange-haired young man: "There are kinds? I dunno... put me down for one of each."
Panel 1:
A young man with orange hair and a green shirt (standing at a counter, another man behind him): "Hi, I'd like to register to be a sex offender."
The man behind the counter (seen from behind, brown hair) listens.
Votey:
The man behind the counter: "Which kind?"
The orange-haired young man: "There are kinds? I dunno... put me down for one of each."
Alt text
A yellow title banner reads "SMBC PRESENTS: 'GETTING ORGANIZED' ~EPISODE 1~ SAVE TIME BY PLANNING AHEAD." In the scene below, a young man with orange hair in a green shirt stands at a registration counter, another man behind him, and a clerk faces him from across a desk with a computer monitor. The young man cheerfully says, "Hi, I'd like to register to be a sex offender." Votey (aftercomic, black-and-white close-up): The clerk asks, "Which kind?" The young man replies, "There are kinds? I dunno... put me down for one of each." The joke: he is proactively registering for crimes he hasn't committed, treating it as efficient advance planning.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.