2007-01-13
Original: 2007-01-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange hair in a red shirt pumps his fist enthusiastically.
Man (speech bubble, with profanity censored by black bars): "OH F[CENSORED] YEAH! F[CENSORED]K YEAH MOTHER-F[CENSORED]ER!"
Caption (below panel): This year's tulips were coming in exquisitely.
Votey:
A smiling man holds a steaming cup and leans toward a woman.
Man (speech bubble, with profanity censored): "HOLY F[CENSORED]K, IS THIS CHAMOMILE?"
A man with orange hair in a red shirt pumps his fist enthusiastically.
Man (speech bubble, with profanity censored by black bars): "OH F[CENSORED] YEAH! F[CENSORED]K YEAH MOTHER-F[CENSORED]ER!"
Caption (below panel): This year's tulips were coming in exquisitely.
Votey:
A smiling man holds a steaming cup and leans toward a woman.
Man (speech bubble, with profanity censored): "HOLY F[CENSORED]K, IS THIS CHAMOMILE?"
Alt text
A man with orange hair in a red shirt pumps his fist with an ecstatic, excited expression. His speech bubble is full of enthusiastic profanity blacked out by censor bars: "OH F*** YEAH! F***K YEAH MOTHER-F***ER!" The caption below mildly explains the outburst: "This year's tulips were coming in exquisitely." The joke is the absurd mismatch between the over-the-top swearing and the gentle, wholesome reason for it. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white drawing of a beaming man holding a steaming cup and leaning toward a woman, exclaiming with the same censored intensity, "HOLY F***K, IS THIS CHAMOMILE?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.