2007-01-12
Original: 2007-01-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: MOM! BOBBY AT SCHOOL SAID I'M UGLY.
Mother: AWW... MY POOR LITTLE GUY!
Caption (below panel):
"I mean girl! Girl!
...Right?"
Votey:
A woman (drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style) leans in with a sympathetic smile.
Woman: MY POOR LITTLE ...CHILD.
Child: MOM! BOBBY AT SCHOOL SAID I'M UGLY.
Mother: AWW... MY POOR LITTLE GUY!
Caption (below panel):
"I mean girl! Girl!
...Right?"
Votey:
A woman (drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style) leans in with a sympathetic smile.
Woman: MY POOR LITTLE ...CHILD.
Alt text
A green-toned panel shows a child (seen from behind, only the back of a blond head visible at lower left) telling their mother, 'Mom! Bobby at school said I'm ugly.' The mother, a brown-haired woman in a pink shirt, leans toward the child with a warm, comforting smile and reaches out a hand, replying, 'Aww... my poor little guy!' Below the panel a caption reads: '"I mean girl! Girl! ...Right?"' The joke is that the mother accidentally gendered her child and is now anxiously unsure she guessed correctly. Votey (a small black-and-white follow-up panel): the woman leans in with the same sympathetic smile and, hedging entirely, says, 'My poor little ...child.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.