2007-01-18
Original: 2007-01-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A courtroom scene. A balding lawyer in glasses stands at a desk holding a piece of paper, reading from it. A blonde person (the client) sits beside him, and another man sits in the foreground with his head buried in his hands.
Lawyer: "This document, written by my client's ex-husband, CLEARLY shows that he is an UNFIT father."
Lawyer (reading from the document): "'My two favorite things are cheating on you and neglecting the kids'"
The man with his head in his hands: "I can't believe she's showing that."
Caption (below panel): I knew I shouldn't have been passing notes during the custody trial.
Votey:
A man with flame-like hair sits hunched over, writing on a piece of paper while laughing.
Man: "Hehehe."
The paper reads: "THE JURY ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS"
A courtroom scene. A balding lawyer in glasses stands at a desk holding a piece of paper, reading from it. A blonde person (the client) sits beside him, and another man sits in the foreground with his head buried in his hands.
Lawyer: "This document, written by my client's ex-husband, CLEARLY shows that he is an UNFIT father."
Lawyer (reading from the document): "'My two favorite things are cheating on you and neglecting the kids'"
The man with his head in his hands: "I can't believe she's showing that."
Caption (below panel): I knew I shouldn't have been passing notes during the custody trial.
Votey:
A man with flame-like hair sits hunched over, writing on a piece of paper while laughing.
Man: "Hehehe."
The paper reads: "THE JURY ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS"
Alt text
Main comic: A courtroom custody trial. A balding lawyer in glasses stands and reads aloud from a piece of paper, declaring that this document, written by his client's ex-husband, clearly shows he is an unfit father. He quotes it: "My two favorite things are cheating on you and neglecting the kids." The ex-husband sits in the foreground with his head buried in his hands, saying "I can't believe she's showing that." Caption below: "I knew I shouldn't have been passing notes during the custody trial" — revealing the incriminating document was a private joke note he passed, now used as evidence against him. Votey: A man with flame-like hair hunches over a piece of paper, chuckling "Hehehe" as he writes on it. The note reads "THE JURY ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS" — he is once again writing a foolish, self-incriminating note in the middle of a trial.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.