2007-01-19
Original: 2007-01-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: GREAT DEBATES ~EPISODE ONE~ CREATIONISM vs. EVOLUTION
Left panel, labeled QUESTION:
WHAT WOULD A CREATIONIST SAY WHEN CONFRONTED WITH ARCHAEOPTERYX?
Right panel, labeled ANSWER:
(A purple-and-green Archaeopteryx attacks a screaming man, biting at his face.)
Man: AAAAGH!
Votey:
(A man speaks while a serpent/reptilian creature with a fanged mouth looms beside him.)
Man: OOK OOK OOK!
Left panel, labeled QUESTION:
WHAT WOULD A CREATIONIST SAY WHEN CONFRONTED WITH ARCHAEOPTERYX?
Right panel, labeled ANSWER:
(A purple-and-green Archaeopteryx attacks a screaming man, biting at his face.)
Man: AAAAGH!
Votey:
(A man speaks while a serpent/reptilian creature with a fanged mouth looms beside him.)
Man: OOK OOK OOK!
Alt text
Two-panel comic titled "SMBC Presents: Great Debates, Episode One: Creationism vs. Evolution." The left panel is labeled QUESTION: "What would a creationist say when confronted with Archaeopteryx?" The right panel, labeled ANSWER, shows a purple-and-green feathered Archaeopteryx lunging at and biting the face of a terrified man, who screams "AAAAGH!" The joke: instead of a reasoned debate response, the answer is the prehistoric bird-dinosaur violently attacking. Votey (bonus panel): a man stands beside a fanged serpentine reptile and shouts "OOK OOK OOK!" in apelike grunts.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.