2007-01-14
Original: 2007-01-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in profile, wearing glasses, with dark hair, holds a red note card or list. His thought bubble reads:
Thought: NOTHING. EVER. WORKS.
The red list he holds has several handwritten lines, each crossed out:
- slit wrists
- shoot self in mouth
- jump off building
- inhale carbon monoxide
- hang self
Caption (below panel): Clark Kent's morning ritual.
Votey:
A rough sketch of two figures. One figure asks:
Speaker (to Zach): ZACH, IN COMIC #699, HOW COME SUPERMAN DIDN'T USE KRYPTONITE?
The other figure replies in a speech bubble:
Zach: DO A SITUP!
A man in profile, wearing glasses, with dark hair, holds a red note card or list. His thought bubble reads:
Thought: NOTHING. EVER. WORKS.
The red list he holds has several handwritten lines, each crossed out:
- slit wrists
- shoot self in mouth
- jump off building
- inhale carbon monoxide
- hang self
Caption (below panel): Clark Kent's morning ritual.
Votey:
A rough sketch of two figures. One figure asks:
Speaker (to Zach): ZACH, IN COMIC #699, HOW COME SUPERMAN DIDN'T USE KRYPTONITE?
The other figure replies in a speech bubble:
Zach: DO A SITUP!
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A man in profile wearing glasses (captioned as Clark Kent) holds a red list of suicide methods, each one crossed out: slit wrists, shoot self in mouth, jump off building, inhale carbon monoxide, hang self. His thought bubble reads 'NOTHING. EVER. WORKS.' The caption beneath reads 'Clark Kent's morning ritual.' The joke: as the invulnerable Superman, none of his attempts can harm him. The votey is a loose sketch of two figures; one asks, 'Zach, in comic #699, how come Superman didn't use Kryptonite?' and the other (Zach) deflects by shouting, 'DO A SITUP!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.