2007-01-09
Original: 2007-01-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A blonde woman in a blue dress stands in a doorway, looking at a folded pink note propped up on the floor, surrounded by scattered red rose petals.
Panel 2: The back of a blond man's bald-topped head as he walks up a staircase that is strewn with red rose petals. Another folded pink note sits on a step.
Panel 3: A hand holds up the opened pink note, more rose petals scattered around. The note reads (in handwriting): "Meet me in the bedroom"
Panel 4: In the bedroom, the man sits on a chair beside a bed, arms crossed, looking unhappy. The blond person stands facing him. A speech bubble points to the man.
Man: "I KILLED YOUR ROSEBUSH."
Votey: A close-up of a smiling man's face. A speech bubble above him reads (in handwriting): "Wanna doink?"
Panel 2: The back of a blond man's bald-topped head as he walks up a staircase that is strewn with red rose petals. Another folded pink note sits on a step.
Panel 3: A hand holds up the opened pink note, more rose petals scattered around. The note reads (in handwriting): "Meet me in the bedroom"
Panel 4: In the bedroom, the man sits on a chair beside a bed, arms crossed, looking unhappy. The blond person stands facing him. A speech bubble points to the man.
Man: "I KILLED YOUR ROSEBUSH."
Votey: A close-up of a smiling man's face. A speech bubble above him reads (in handwriting): "Wanna doink?"
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a blonde woman in a blue dress opens a door to find a folded pink note on the floor amid scattered red rose petals. Panel 2: a blond man climbs a staircase that is also covered in rose petals, with another note on a step. Panel 3: a hand holds the opened note, which reads in handwriting, 'Meet me in the bedroom.' Panel 4: the man sits in the bedroom with arms crossed, looking glum, and says, 'I KILLED YOUR ROSEBUSH' — revealing the romantic-seeming rose-petal trail was actually an apology for destroying her rosebush. Votey: a close-up of a man's smiling face with a speech bubble reading 'Wanna doink?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.