2007-01-08
Original: 2007-01-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Panel 1 (single panel):
A pair of feet in dark shoes and pants dangle in the air, the body hanging above. Beneath the hanging figure, a handwritten note on a yellow sheet of paper rests against a slumped form.
Note (handwritten): "WROTE AMAZING EPITAPH! WAS TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT FOR DEATH. PLEASE CHECK COMPUTER FOR DOCUMENT"
Caption below the panel:
"Suicide Tips:
1) Always save your work.
2) Never use your power cord as a noose."
Votey:
A close-up of a balding man's head in profile, looking down with a flat, defeated expression.
Man: "This sucks."
Panel 1 (single panel):
A pair of feet in dark shoes and pants dangle in the air, the body hanging above. Beneath the hanging figure, a handwritten note on a yellow sheet of paper rests against a slumped form.
Note (handwritten): "WROTE AMAZING EPITAPH! WAS TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT FOR DEATH. PLEASE CHECK COMPUTER FOR DOCUMENT"
Caption below the panel:
"Suicide Tips:
1) Always save your work.
2) Never use your power cord as a noose."
Votey:
A close-up of a balding man's head in profile, looking down with a flat, defeated expression.
Man: "This sucks."
Alt text
A black-bordered comic panel. The feet of a hanged person dangle in the air. Below, leaning against the figure, is a handwritten note on yellow paper reading: 'WROTE AMAZING EPITAPH! WAS TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT FOR DEATH. PLEASE CHECK COMPUTER FOR DOCUMENT.' A caption beneath reads: 'Suicide Tips: 1) Always save your work. 2) Never use your power cord as a noose.' The joke: the person hanged themselves using a computer's power cord out of impatience to share their epitaph, but now no one can power on the computer to retrieve it. The votey (aftercomic) is a simple line-drawing close-up of a balding man's head in profile, looking down with a defeated expression, saying 'This sucks.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.