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2006-06-21

Original: 2006-06-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel, set in a dimly lit bar):
A balding man in a green shirt gestures toward a woman in a yellow tank top, who looks unimpressed and annoyed.
Man: "WOAH WOAH WOAH - WHEN I SAID 'I HATE ALL THE JEWS,' I DIDN'T MEAN, LIKE, YOU IN PARTICULAR."

Caption below the panel: "You know what? I'm just gonna stop using that pickup line altogether."

Votey:
A rough sketch of the same man's smiling face.
Text: "I've got a final solution for loneliness"

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic set in a dim bar. A balding man in a green shirt reaches toward a woman in a yellow tank top who scowls, clearly unimpressed. He says, "Woah woah woah - when I said 'I hate all the Jews,' I didn't mean, like, YOU in particular." A caption beneath reads, "You know what? I'm just gonna stop using that pickup line altogether." The joke is a man making a disastrously offensive antisemitic comment as a failed pickup line and only now reconsidering it. Votey (aftercomic): a loose line sketch of the man's smiling face with the caption, "I've got a final solution for loneliness" - a dark pun doubling down on the Holocaust reference.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.