2006-06-25
Original: 2006-06-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Customer (a man with orange hair, seen from behind): HI, I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS DVD PLAYER.
The Black Knight (a dark-armored figure behind the counter): I'M SORRY SIR, BUT YOU FAILED TO PURCHASE OUR EXTENDED WARRANTY!!
The Black Knight: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Caption: The Black Knight has had little difficulty adjusting to modern life.
Votey:
Text (handwritten beside a gray helmeted figure): Its obsolescence was planned all along
Customer (a man with orange hair, seen from behind): HI, I'D LIKE TO RETURN THIS DVD PLAYER.
The Black Knight (a dark-armored figure behind the counter): I'M SORRY SIR, BUT YOU FAILED TO PURCHASE OUR EXTENDED WARRANTY!!
The Black Knight: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Caption: The Black Knight has had little difficulty adjusting to modern life.
Votey:
Text (handwritten beside a gray helmeted figure): Its obsolescence was planned all along
Alt text
A four-color comic panel set at a store return counter. On the left, a man with orange hair seen from behind says, "Hi, I'd like to return this DVD player." Across the counter, a dark-armored figure (the Black Knight) clutches his helmeted head and shouts, "I'm sorry sir, but you failed to purchase our extended warranty!!" followed by a giant jagged yellow "BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laugh. A caption below reads: "The Black Knight has had little difficulty adjusting to modern life." Votey (aftercomic): a simple grayscale drawing of the gray helmeted Black Knight beside handwritten text reading, "Its obsolescence was planned all along."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.