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2006-06-24

Original: 2006-06-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Setting: A psychedelic, swirling, brightly colored scene. A grinning caterpillar-like creature wearing a purple top hat holds out a stack of papers toward a man (seen from behind) who reaches up toward it.

Caterpillar creature (left speech bubble): WELCOME TO CATERPILLAR LAAAAAND!
Caterpillar creature (right speech bubble): FIRST YOU MUST FILL OUT THIS IMMIGRATION PAAAAPERWORK!

Caption (below panel): It was the worst LSD trip I'd ever taken.

Votey:
A loose, sketchy black-and-white close-up of the smiling top-hatted caterpillar creature's face. Scrawled handwritten text reads: "Error on formmmm 1104-B".

Alt text

A single brightly colored panel showing a psychedelic, swirling scene. A grinning yellow caterpillar-like creature wearing a purple top hat holds out a stack of papers toward a man, seen from behind, who reaches up toward it with both hands. The creature says in two speech bubbles, 'Welcome to Caterpillar Laaaaand! First you must fill out this immigration paaaaperwork!' A caption below the panel reads, 'It was the worst LSD trip I'd ever taken.' The votey (aftercomic) is a rough black-and-white sketch close-up of the smiling top-hatted creature's face, with scrawled handwriting beside it reading 'Error on formmmm 1104-B,' implying the hallucinated bureaucrat rejected the paperwork.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.