2006-06-22
Original: 2006-06-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Jesus (a smiling man with long brown hair, a beard, a halo, and a white robe with a purple sash, arms spread wide): I FORGIVE YOU ALL!
Caption (below the panel): In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to put Jesus in charge of the war crimes tribunal.
Votey:
A frowning, grim-faced man wearing a hood or robe leans in, speaking.
Hooded man: Except the usurers.
Jesus (a smiling man with long brown hair, a beard, a halo, and a white robe with a purple sash, arms spread wide): I FORGIVE YOU ALL!
Caption (below the panel): In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to put Jesus in charge of the war crimes tribunal.
Votey:
A frowning, grim-faced man wearing a hood or robe leans in, speaking.
Hooded man: Except the usurers.
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel showing a cartoon Jesus, drawn with long brown hair, a beard, a glowing yellow halo, and a white robe with a purple sash. He smiles broadly with his arms spread wide in a welcoming gesture and declares in a speech bubble, 'I FORGIVE YOU ALL!' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'In retrospect, it was probably a mistake to put Jesus in charge of the war crimes tribunal.' The joke is that Jesus's boundless forgiveness makes him a terrible judge for prosecuting war crimes.
Votey (aftercomic): A sketchy line drawing of a frowning, grim-faced hooded man leaning forward, who adds in a speech bubble, 'Except the usurers.' The punchline reveals Jesus will pardon every war criminal but draws the line at moneylenders.
Votey (aftercomic): A sketchy line drawing of a frowning, grim-faced hooded man leaning forward, who adds in a speech bubble, 'Except the usurers.' The punchline reveals Jesus will pardon every war criminal but draws the line at moneylenders.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.