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2006-06-18

Original: 2006-06-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A man named Jimmy stands holding a bouquet of red roses, smiling, in front of a woman with orange hair seen from behind. They are outdoors near a large tree.

Woman: "Flowers? What for?"
Jimmy: "Just cause..."
Woman: "Oh Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "Cause you're a bitch!"

Votey:

Hand-drawn sketch of a person's face with a thought bubble above their head.
Caption (above): "Reading this 10 years later..."
Thought: "Did I get dumped that week?"

Alt text

A four-line comic set outdoors by a tree. A smiling man holding a bouquet of red roses stands facing a woman with orange hair (shown from behind). She asks, "Flowers? What for?" He says, "Just cause..." She melts: "Oh Jimmy!" He finishes the sentence: "Cause you're a bitch!" Votey: a rough hand-drawn sketch of a person's face with a thought bubble, captioned "Reading this 10 years later..." and the person thinking, "Did I get dumped that week?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.