2006-06-17
Original: 2006-06-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a green shirt grabs a frightened woman in a yellow shirt from behind, holding her in a restraining grip with a wide grin.
Man in green shirt: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW?!
Caption (below panel): Nobody was particularly thankful for Todd's impromptu self defense lessons.
Votey:
A close-up of a grinning, slightly crazed-looking man's face.
Man: If I were still crazy, you'd be dead by now!
A man in a green shirt grabs a frightened woman in a yellow shirt from behind, holding her in a restraining grip with a wide grin.
Man in green shirt: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW?!
Caption (below panel): Nobody was particularly thankful for Todd's impromptu self defense lessons.
Votey:
A close-up of a grinning, slightly crazed-looking man's face.
Man: If I were still crazy, you'd be dead by now!
Alt text
A man in a green shirt grabs a wide-eyed, distressed woman in a yellow shirt from behind in a restraining hold, grinning as he shouts, "WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW?!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Nobody was particularly thankful for Todd's impromptu self defense lessons." The joke is that Todd is ambushing people unprompted to test their defenses. Votey: a close-up of a grinning, wild-looking man's face with the handwritten line, "If I were still crazy, you'd be dead by now!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.