2005-12-27
Original: 2005-12-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Superhero (a smiling man with brown hair, wearing a white costume with a large "I" on the chest and a blue cape, striking a confident pose): "SORRY CROOK! INVINCIBLE MAN IS HERE TO -"
Sound effect: "BANG!" (a gunshot fired at him)
In the foreground, a crowd of people, including a man in a green leprechaun-style hat and a blonde woman in a red-and-white striped shirt, looks on.
Caption (below the panel): We were informed at the funeral that Invincible man had no real powers.
Votey:
A woman with shoulder-length hair, drawn in a loose sketch style: "Amazing how long it took to call his bluff"
Superhero (a smiling man with brown hair, wearing a white costume with a large "I" on the chest and a blue cape, striking a confident pose): "SORRY CROOK! INVINCIBLE MAN IS HERE TO -"
Sound effect: "BANG!" (a gunshot fired at him)
In the foreground, a crowd of people, including a man in a green leprechaun-style hat and a blonde woman in a red-and-white striped shirt, looks on.
Caption (below the panel): We were informed at the funeral that Invincible man had no real powers.
Votey:
A woman with shoulder-length hair, drawn in a loose sketch style: "Amazing how long it took to call his bluff"
Alt text
Main comic (one color panel): A confident superhero with brown hair, a white costume bearing a large letter "I", and a blue cape, strikes a pose before a crowd and declares, "SORRY CROOK! INVINCIBLE MAN IS HERE TO -". Mid-sentence, a "BANG!" gunshot effect erupts at his chest. The crowd, including a man in a green hat and a blonde woman in a striped shirt, watches. A caption beneath reads: "We were informed at the funeral that Invincible man had no real powers." The joke: he was never actually invincible, and got shot the first time someone tested it. Votey (black-and-white sketch): A woman remarks, "Amazing how long it took to call his bluff" — implying he coasted on the claim for years before anyone fired.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.