2005-12-23

A news anchor in a suit sits at a desk holding a sheet of paper, smiling as he reads. His speech bubble begins professionally: "Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt your regularly scheduled program for a live broadcast of" and then dissolves into a string of censored profanity: "F**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k f**k." A caption beneath reads: "We have since fired our teleprompter guy." Votey: a close-up of a scowling man's face exclaiming "Mother fasterisker!" — a pun on the asterisks used to censor the swearing.