2005-12-30
Original: 2005-12-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel, green background. A man kneels with his hands clasped in prayer, looking upward.
Man (praying): GOD, WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?
God (yellow speech bubble from above): BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!
God (second yellow bubble): SO, WHEN MY MY SON FELL OFF THAT BRIDGE-
God (laughter bubble): HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
Votey:
A cookie with a small speech bubble.
Cookie: CLASSIC!
Man (praying): GOD, WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?
God (yellow speech bubble from above): BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!
God (second yellow bubble): SO, WHEN MY MY SON FELL OFF THAT BRIDGE-
God (laughter bubble): HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
Votey:
A cookie with a small speech bubble.
Cookie: CLASSIC!
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic on a green background. A man kneels with hands clasped in prayer, looking up, and asks, "God, why do bad things happen to good people?" A booming yellow speech bubble from above answers, "Because it's funny!" then continues, "So, when my my son fell off that bridge-" before dissolving into a huge bubble full of "HAHAHAHAHA" laughter. God finds human suffering hilarious and is too busy laughing to finish the anecdote. Votey: A drawing of a chocolate-chip cookie with a tiny speech bubble saying "Classic!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.