2005-12-25
Original: 2005-12-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Sound effects (a giant green dinosaur monster roaring): "RARR!" "RRGH!"
Man (orange-haired man, shouting up at the monster): "HEY! THOSE ARE MY KIDS YOU'RE EATING! HELL-OOOOO!"
A brown-haired man standing beside him, smiling: "HEH. CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL, EH PAL?"
Caption (below the panel): Part of me regrets voting Murdersaurus for mayor.
Votey:
The orange-haired man, now drawn in close-up with a thoughtful/conflicted expression, speech bubble: "He DID eat my kids, but the trains finally run on time..."
Sound effects (a giant green dinosaur monster roaring): "RARR!" "RRGH!"
Man (orange-haired man, shouting up at the monster): "HEY! THOSE ARE MY KIDS YOU'RE EATING! HELL-OOOOO!"
A brown-haired man standing beside him, smiling: "HEH. CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL, EH PAL?"
Caption (below the panel): Part of me regrets voting Murdersaurus for mayor.
Votey:
The orange-haired man, now drawn in close-up with a thoughtful/conflicted expression, speech bubble: "He DID eat my kids, but the trains finally run on time..."
Alt text
A man with orange hair shouts up at a giant green Godzilla-like dinosaur monster that looms over a grassy hill, roaring "RARR!" and "RRGH!" with blood on its teeth. The man yells, "Hey! Those are my kids you're eating! Hell-ooooo!" A smiling brown-haired man next to him replies, "Heh. Can't fight city hall, eh pal?" A caption below reads: "Part of me regrets voting Murdersaurus for mayor." In the votey aftercomic, the orange-haired man is shown in close-up looking thoughtful and conflicted, saying, "He DID eat my kids, but the trains finally run on time..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.