2005-12-24
Original: 2005-12-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
In a backyard, a young boy with orange hair (seen from behind) faces a woman with brown hair who wears a pink tank top. Behind them, a pile of dolls burns in a bonfire with tall red and yellow flames and a column of dark smoke rising over a wooden fence.
Boy: MOM! MY BARBIES! THEY WERE POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!
Woman (looking frightened, hand raised): THEY WERE NOT!
Caption below panel: Like most arguments, this one ended with one of my dolls vomiting brimstone.
Votey:
Close-up of a Barbie-style doll's head with a jewel/gem on its forehead, mouth open wide.
Doll: Hail Satan! Hehehe!
In a backyard, a young boy with orange hair (seen from behind) faces a woman with brown hair who wears a pink tank top. Behind them, a pile of dolls burns in a bonfire with tall red and yellow flames and a column of dark smoke rising over a wooden fence.
Boy: MOM! MY BARBIES! THEY WERE POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!
Woman (looking frightened, hand raised): THEY WERE NOT!
Caption below panel: Like most arguments, this one ended with one of my dolls vomiting brimstone.
Votey:
Close-up of a Barbie-style doll's head with a jewel/gem on its forehead, mouth open wide.
Doll: Hail Satan! Hehehe!
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in a backyard. An orange-haired boy, seen from behind, faces his brown-haired mother in a pink tank top. Behind them, a pile of dolls burns in a tall bonfire with red and yellow flames and rising smoke beyond a wooden fence. The boy shouts, 'MOM! MY BARBIES! THEY WERE POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!' The mother, looking scared with a hand raised, insists, 'THEY WERE NOT!' A caption reads: 'Like most arguments, this one ended with one of my dolls vomiting brimstone.' Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a doll's head with a gem on its forehead, mouth wide open, cheerfully saying, 'Hail Satan! Hehehe!' — confirming the dolls really were possessed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.