2006-01-01
Original: 2006-01-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man sits at a table holding a bowl. A woman with long blonde hair stands beside him with her hands on her hips, looking at him. On the table is an orange book labeled "STAMP COLLECTING."
Man: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. LOOK, HONEY, I TOLD YOU I CAN'T BE CHEATING ON YOU. MY NEW HOBBY TAKES ALL OF MY TIME!
Caption (below panel): I'm really enjoying my new hobby - lying to Susan.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the same woman's face. A speech bubble points toward her.
Woman: Is your next statement a lie?
A man sits at a table holding a bowl. A woman with long blonde hair stands beside him with her hands on her hips, looking at him. On the table is an orange book labeled "STAMP COLLECTING."
Man: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. LOOK, HONEY, I TOLD YOU I CAN'T BE CHEATING ON YOU. MY NEW HOBBY TAKES ALL OF MY TIME!
Caption (below panel): I'm really enjoying my new hobby - lying to Susan.
Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the same woman's face. A speech bubble points toward her.
Woman: Is your next statement a lie?
Alt text
A man sits at a table holding a bowl while a blonde woman stands over him, hands on hips, looking skeptical. An orange book on the table reads "STAMP COLLECTING." The man protests: "Woah, woah, woah. Look, honey, I told you I CAN'T be cheating on you. My new hobby takes all of my time!" A caption below reads: "I'm really enjoying my new hobby - lying to Susan." The joke: his alibi about a time-consuming hobby is itself the lie. Votey (aftercomic): a simple line drawing of the woman's face with a speech bubble asking, "Is your next statement a lie?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.