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2006-01-17

Original: 2006-01-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A man with brown hair in a blue sweater sits at a table across from a blonde woman in a pink tank top.

Man: HEY! SORRY FOR THE DELAY, BUT I PROMISE I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING GOOD TONIGHT.

Woman: OH, DON'T WORRY, I-

Man: WHAT? OH, SORRY, I WAS TALKING TO MY GENITALS.

Votey:

A close-up of the same man, now looking angry and stern.

Man: Don't you talk back to me!

Alt text

A four-panel-feeling SMBC comic. A brown-haired man in a blue sweater sits at a table across from a blonde woman in a pink top. The man says, "Hey! Sorry for the delay, but I promise I'll get you something good tonight." The woman begins to reply, "Oh, don't worry, I-" but the man cuts in: "What? Oh, sorry, I was talking to my genitals." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's face, now scowling angrily as he says, "Don't you talk back to me!" The joke is that he was addressing his genitals all along, and is now scolding them for replying.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.