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2006-01-21

Original: 2006-01-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A monstrous, fanged skull-like mask fills most of the panel, with another smaller fanged red-mouthed creature beside it.
Sound effect: GWAAGH!
Sound effect: KWEEEGH!

Caption (below panel):
Dad always made the best Halloween masks.
It's too bad he got killed by those aliens from Hell.

Votey:
A cartoonish fanged skull/monster face.
Speech bubble: "Sorry, but your dad was too spooky."

Alt text

The main comic is a single panel dominated by a grotesque, jagged skull-like Halloween mask with hollow eyes, red cracks, and gaping fanged jaws, with a second smaller red-mouthed fanged creature crammed beside it. Loud jagged speech bursts read GWAAGH! and KWEEEGH!. A caption below reads: 'Dad always made the best Halloween masks. It's too bad he got killed by those aliens from Hell.' In the votey, a simply-drawn cartoon fanged skull-monster speaks via a speech bubble: 'Sorry, but your dad was too spooky.' implying the aliens killed him because his masks were too frightening.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.