2006-01-06
Original: 2006-01-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair and a green shirt holds a large serrated knife to the throat of another man (lying down, with dark hair). The knife-wielding man looks wide-eyed and uneasy, and holds a small book in his other hand.
Man with the knife: KNIFE GOES IN. BLOOD COMES OUT.
Caption (below panel): Mr. Sanders was fairly adamant that we return our library books on time.
Votey:
A loosely sketched face with a wide-eyed, slightly worried expression speaks.
Face: Death would be a great adventure. Like, Hardy Boys great.
A man with brown hair and a green shirt holds a large serrated knife to the throat of another man (lying down, with dark hair). The knife-wielding man looks wide-eyed and uneasy, and holds a small book in his other hand.
Man with the knife: KNIFE GOES IN. BLOOD COMES OUT.
Caption (below panel): Mr. Sanders was fairly adamant that we return our library books on time.
Votey:
A loosely sketched face with a wide-eyed, slightly worried expression speaks.
Face: Death would be a great adventure. Like, Hardy Boys great.
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: A wide-eyed man with brown hair and a green shirt holds a large serrated knife to the throat of another man lying beneath him, while clutching a small library book in his other hand. He says, 'KNIFE GOES IN. BLOOD COMES OUT.' The caption below reads: 'Mr. Sanders was fairly adamant that we return our library books on time.' The joke: an overdue-book enforcer is comically, murderously serious about library deadlines. Votey: A loosely sketched, wide-eyed worried face says, 'Death would be a great adventure. Like, Hardy Boys great.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.